i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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