what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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