READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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