Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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