You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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