Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Randomize
