wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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