So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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