Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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