You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
