I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Randomize
