The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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