you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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