omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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