is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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