I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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