I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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