i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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