he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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