That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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