he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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