Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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