i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.