Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive