so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I could fuck to npr.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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