What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority