what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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