And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dignity is for republicans.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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