And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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