i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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