so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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