the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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