If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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