Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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