dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
