It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize