In the future we'll all be gay
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
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I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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