is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
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