y did u give ur computer a hand job?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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