and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
How external is "for external use only"?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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