What should our trivia night team be named?
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How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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