did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Ladies don't puke and tell
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
