Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
When are your genitals available?
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