Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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