But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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