i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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