You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
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