Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize