We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he fucked my hip out of place.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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