I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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