That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I just gargled with NyQuil
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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