Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Who died my cat blue again?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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