That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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