It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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