turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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