Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I think a kid would responsible me up
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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