it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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