her vagine was all disorganized.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I've blown a few things in my day
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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