Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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