What a fucking waste of an outfit
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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