Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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